Day #2 of Shit Talking's tribute to The Mag Bar bathroom.
"If you clip your wings, expect saggy balls."
Is it a metaphor for marriage? Is it a message of independence vs. falling victim to the "machine"? Is it a avian grooming tip?
Either way, it works for all three.
Keep your wings away from industrial shredding devices, hedge trimers and office scissors.
Thanks go to Meg Tedder for this submission.