Thursday, September 16, 2010

Whores Capital of the World.

Having lived in and around Lexington, KY for 22 years, I can tell you the people of that city like 4 things, in order.

1. Bourbon
2. UK Basketball
3. Whores
4. Horses

The Horse Capital of the World is about to host the All Tech Equestrian Games starting next Saturday. Let's hope Lisa Greene profits from this influx of horse thieves, Sheiks and cheating husbands.

If you're going to the games, give Lisa a call. She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door.

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