I've been to Dallas once. For a very extended stay. Against my wishes.
And other than highways and car washes, I have no idea what there is to do is this Buttholeville. Nor do I want to know. Depressing place, no reason semi-nearby Plano, TX is the teenage suicide capital of the U.S.
Somebody else out there shares my opinion of the city.
Change the sheets America—let's annex this festering, puss-filled goiter.
Happy Shit Talking Friday.