Jethro Tull Tuesday

Sometimes you get really drunk at a bar and decide to hit on members of the opposite sex who are way out of your league.

Sometimes you get really, really drunk at a bar and decide to do cocaine off a toilet seat.

Sometimes you get really, really, really drunk at a bar and decide to have a six person sex party and huff a bunch of rags soaked in gasoline while calling your mom on the phone.

Sometimes you get really, really, really, really drunk at a bar and decide to murder the bartender, eat his intestines and proclaim yourself the Prince of Mars.

Sometimes you get really, really, really, really, really drunk at a bar and decide to try the fish sandwich.

Then sometimes you get really, really, really, really, really, really drunk at a bar and decide to write "Jethro Tull" on the wall.


Shame on you people.