Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Tubs of Lard

Today's lovely Shit Talking poem comes from Mr. Davis.

To paraphrase the story, Mr. Davis and the company he works for are moving into an old building on main street in Louisville. On the first floor was a business that after 135 years finally closed its doors. The top floors had been abandoned for years.

The owners of the old business, Paul and John, who were apparently gassy and rotund, fired a couple of employees. However, Paul and John told the employees they could continue to work until the end of the week. The employees, fans of Slayer and poetry, proceeded to trash the abandoned top floors.

The name of the business has been omitted. But you can probably figure out which one it is with some googlin'.

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