Thursday, December 9, 2010

Today, it's all about DICK!

Getting you assholes to read this site everyday is a chore.

Running a good blog is supposed to be about giving your reader good content so they keep coming back.

It's also about not calling your readers' assholes.

And hell, a good blog shouldn't have as much swearing as this one and probably shouldn't take so much joy in what is a really juvenile idea for a blog.

Well fuck that noise. Today, you get DICK.

That's right. COCKPENISBABYARMMUFFDIVERMAGICBABYMAKINGWANDGASHBASHER DICK.

So have a great day and enjoy the picture above of a/an:

  • cock
  • penis
  • Johnson
  • prick
  • dinkus 
  • baby-arm
  • beaver basher
  • baby-maker
  • bell on a pole
  • beef whistle
  • boomstick
  • burrito
  • bishop
  • bratwurst
  • candle
  • cranny axe
  • cum gun
  • custard launcher
  • dagger
  • deep-V diver
  • ding dong mcdork
  • disco stick
  • dog head
  • drum stick
  • dong
  • dork
  • dude piston
  • eggroll
  • Easy Rider
  • fang
  • fearless, furless ferret
  • flesh flute
  • flesh tower
  • fire hose
  • fuck rod
  • fudge sickle
  • groin ferret
  • heat-seeking moisture missile
  • hose
  • hog
  • jackhammer
  • Jimmy
  • John
  • joystick
  • kickstand
  • knob
  • krull the warrior king
  • lap rocket
  • leaky hose
  • little Bob
  • little Elvis
  • lizard (as in "drain the...")
  • longfellow
  • love muscle
  • love rod
  • love stick
  • luigi
  • manhood
  • meat popsicle
  • meat stick
  • meat injection
  • member
  • meter long king kong dong
  • microphone
  • middle stump
  • mushroom head
  • mutton
  • netherrod
  • old boy
  • old fellow
  • old man
  • one-eyed snake
  • one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
  • one-eyed monster
  • one-eyed wonder weasel
  • one-eyed yogurt slinger
  • pecker
  • Pedro
  • peepee (children's term)
  • Percy
  • peter
  • Pied Piper
  • pink oboe
  • piss weasle
  • piston
  • plug
  • poinswatter
  • pork sword
  • prick
  • princess sophia
  • private eye
  • private part
  • purple-helmeted warrior of love
  • purple-headed yogurt flinger
  • quiver bone
  • rod
  • rod of pleasure
  • roundhead
  • sausage
  • schlong
  • schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
  • schnitzel
  • schwanz
  • schwarz
  • shaft
  • short arm
  • single barrelled pump action bollock yoghurt shotgun
  • skin flute
  • soldier
  • spawn hammer
  • stick shift
  • surfboard
  • tassle
  • third leg
  • thumper
  • thunderbird 3
  • thundersword
  • tinker
  • todger (Australia, UK)
  • tonk
  • tool
  • trouser snake
  • tubesteak
  • twig (& berries)
  • twinkie
  • vein
  • wang
  • wang doodle
  • wanger
  • whoopie stick
  • wiener
  • Wiener Schnitzel
  • wick
  • willy (children's term)
  • wing dang doodle
  • winkie (children's term)
  • yingyang
  • yogurt gun
  • Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
Enjoy. Did I leave out any?

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