Today, it's all about DICK!

Getting you assholes to read this site everyday is a chore.

Running a good blog is supposed to be about giving your reader good content so they keep coming back.

It's also about not calling your readers' assholes.

And hell, a good blog shouldn't have as much swearing as this one and probably shouldn't take so much joy in what is a really juvenile idea for a blog.

Well fuck that noise. Today, you get DICK.

That's right. COCKPENISBABYARMMUFFDIVERMAGICBABYMAKINGWANDGASHBASHER DICK.

So have a great day and enjoy the picture above of a/an:

• cock
• penis
• Johnson
• prick
• dinkus 
• baby-arm
• beaver basher
• baby-maker
• bell on a pole
• beef whistle
• boomstick
• burrito
• bishop
• bratwurst
• candle
• cranny axe
• cum gun
• custard launcher
• dagger
• deep-V diver
• ding dong mcdork
• disco stick
• dog head
• drum stick
• dong
• dork
• dude piston
• eggroll
• Easy Rider
• fang
• fearless, furless ferret
• flesh flute
• flesh tower
• fire hose
• fuck rod
• fudge sickle
• groin ferret
• heat-seeking moisture missile
• hose
• hog
• jackhammer
• Jimmy
• John
• joystick
• kickstand
• knob
• krull the warrior king
• lap rocket
• leaky hose
• little Bob
• little Elvis
• lizard (as in "drain the...")
• longfellow
• love muscle
• love rod
• love stick
• luigi
• manhood
• meat popsicle
• meat stick
• meat injection
• member
• meter long king kong dong
• microphone
• middle stump
• mushroom head
• mutton
• netherrod
• old boy
• old fellow
• old man
• one-eyed snake
• one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
• one-eyed monster
• one-eyed wonder weasel
• one-eyed yogurt slinger
• pecker
• Pedro
• peepee (children's term)
• Percy
• peter
• Pied Piper
• pink oboe
• piss weasle
• piston
• plug
• poinswatter
• pork sword
• prick
• princess sophia
• private eye
• private part
• purple-helmeted warrior of love
• purple-headed yogurt flinger
• quiver bone
• rod
• rod of pleasure
• roundhead
• sausage
• schlong
• schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
• schnitzel
• schwanz
• schwarz
• shaft
• short arm
• single barrelled pump action bollock yoghurt shotgun
• skin flute
• soldier
• spawn hammer
• stick shift
• surfboard
• tassle
• third leg
• thumper
• thunderbird 3
• thundersword
• tinker
• todger (Australia, UK)
• tonk
• tool
• trouser snake
• tubesteak
• twig (& berries)
• twinkie
• vein
• wang
• wang doodle
• wanger
• whoopie stick
• wiener
• Wiener Schnitzel
• wick
• willy (children's term)
• wing dang doodle
• winkie (children's term)
• yingyang
• yogurt gun
• Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love

Enjoy. Did I leave out any?