Running a good blog is supposed to be about giving your reader good content so they keep coming back.
It's also about not calling your readers' assholes.
And hell, a good blog shouldn't have as much swearing as this one and probably shouldn't take so much joy in what is a really juvenile idea for a blog.
Well fuck that noise. Today, you get DICK.
That's right. COCKPENISBABYARMMUFFDIVERMAGICBABYMAKINGWANDGASHBASHER DICK.
So have a great day and enjoy the picture above of a/an:
- cock
- penis
- Johnson
- prick
- dinkus
- baby-arm
- beaver basher
- baby-maker
- bell on a pole
- beef whistle
- boomstick
- burrito
- bishop
- bratwurst
- candle
- cranny axe
- cum gun
- custard launcher
- dagger
- deep-V diver
- ding dong mcdork
- disco stick
- dog head
- drum stick
- dong
- dork
- dude piston
- eggroll
- Easy Rider
- fang
- fearless, furless ferret
- flesh flute
- flesh tower
- fire hose
- fuck rod
- fudge sickle
- groin ferret
- heat-seeking moisture missile
- hose
- hog
- jackhammer
- Jimmy
- John
- joystick
- kickstand
- knob
- krull the warrior king
- lap rocket
- leaky hose
- little Bob
- little Elvis
- lizard (as in "drain the...")
- longfellow
- love muscle
- love rod
- love stick
- luigi
- manhood
- meat popsicle
- meat stick
- meat injection
- member
- meter long king kong dong
- microphone
- middle stump
- mushroom head
- mutton
- netherrod
- old boy
- old fellow
- old man
- one-eyed snake
- one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
- one-eyed monster
- one-eyed wonder weasel
- one-eyed yogurt slinger
- pecker
- Pedro
- peepee (children's term)
- Percy
- peter
- Pied Piper
- pink oboe
- piss weasle
- piston
- plug
- poinswatter
- pork sword
- prick
- princess sophia
- private eye
- private part
- purple-helmeted warrior of love
- purple-headed yogurt flinger
- quiver bone
- rod
- rod of pleasure
- roundhead
- sausage
- schlong
- schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
- schnitzel
- schwanz
- schwarz
- shaft
- short arm
- single barrelled pump action bollock yoghurt shotgun
- skin flute
- soldier
- spawn hammer
- stick shift
- surfboard
- tassle
- third leg
- thumper
- thunderbird 3
- thundersword
- tinker
- todger (Australia, UK)
- tonk
- tool
- trouser snake
- tubesteak
- twig (& berries)
- twinkie
- vein
- wang
- wang doodle
- wanger
- whoopie stick
- wiener
- Wiener Schnitzel
- wick
- willy (children's term)
- wing dang doodle
- winkie (children's term)
- yingyang
- yogurt gun
- Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
Enjoy. Did I leave out any?
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