Who says 21 is the legal drinking/skirt chasing age?
Let's get some children involved in this party.
Jack Daniels, a Fruit Roll-Up and a rape van are all you need for a good time. Shit, that's a $200 bucks investment that will pay for itself.
Whoooooo, needs legal women? Shit at 21, girls nowadays have already been drinking 6 years. That's why you aim for 13, two shots and they'll be passed out, which is half the job right? The other half is finding an unlit street corner to drop them off on.
Hell, let's get some infants?!