Thursday, August 19, 2010

He's Part Bear. He's Part Man. He's Bear Man!

Able to rip an arm off of a child in a single swipe.
Able to kill a trout like some kind of mammalized version of a mouse trap.
Able to shit in the woods.
Able to wear a jumpsuit and maintain a steady 9 to 5 job down at the loading dock.

Fuckshitdamn! It's Bear Man!

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