Still alive. Still dick kicking.

(Thanks to Matt Hornyak for the photo)

Sup.

Been awhile. As usual.

Consider this my summer booty call.

Just dropping you a line, letting you know we're still alive. The site has fallen in to disrepair but we're still chugging. Still getting an average of 50 views a week of old ass content. Anyway, big stuff is still a foot.

Until then, make sure you are the Big Dick Boss of your house. Make sure you take it out, wave it around and smack somebody with it.

-Key-rect!