Monday, August 29, 2011

Short & to the point Monday!

It's Monday.
It's kind of shitty. 

I awoke to 4 puddles of cat vomit this morning. Of which I stepped in two. Barefoot.

I then put my hand in fresh bird shit on my Jeep.

I also picked up dog poop.

So if anybody wants to pee on me, that's all I need for the human expulsion quadfecta.

So let's not ramble on today.

If you're in the mood for a BJ, call Angela Parsley 597-7532. Area code 502.

Give her a ring.

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