It's kind of shitty.
I awoke to 4 puddles of cat vomit this morning. Of which I stepped in two. Barefoot.
I then put my hand in fresh bird shit on my Jeep.
I also picked up dog poop.
So if anybody wants to pee on me, that's all I need for the human expulsion quadfecta.
So let's not ramble on today.
If you're in the mood for a BJ, call Angela Parsley 597-7532. Area code 502.
Give her a ring.