Regardless happy Friday and America Fuck Yeah!
It might not be July 4th but everybody needs to go out this weekend and celebrate America by doing something retarded. Blow up a fish tank. Eat a stupid amount of hot dogs. Play the lottery.
This country wasn't founded on freedom. It was founded on the right to do stupid shit. Things the monarchs wouldn't let us do. Things like wearing a dishwashing sponge for pants. Drinking pasteurized milk. Putting glue on your hand, letting it dry and peeling it off like some kind of second skin.
So celebrate America.
America Fuck Yeah!
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