Caught Mid-Sh..

I hate it when I don't finish a thought.

Although, this really seems like a great chance to play Fill in the Blank...

"I Don't_____"
a. know why mom's car smell like deviled eggs and toe jam.
b. want this shitty bar to play any more of that blasted Lady Gaga shit.
c. hate the game just the player.
d. iron my shirts because I have a certain aesthetic to uphold.
e. wanna watch some guy wash his junk in the sink.

Play along, submit your favorite "I don't"s.

Well ya look kinda cute to me, I think we can achieve this, plus you act like you need this

Shitty bars stay shitty. Why do we keep going back to them?

Sometimes it's cheap beer. Sometimes it's location. Other times it's about just wanting to bang the new bartender.

Apparently somebody approved of the new girl and wanted to tip her with his tip. Just the tip.

Happy Friday.